The middle aged man shifted uncomfortably in his seat whilst summoning the courage to say why he had booked the appointment.
‘It’s a little embarrassing, doctor.’
I encouraged him to continue.
‘Well, I have this problem with reaching orgasm. It takes so long to get there -although my wife thinks it’s wonderful.’
‘So, why is it a problem?’ I asked, slightly puzzled. 'I know many men would be pleased to have such powers of control.'
The reply left me speechless.
‘I know, Doc. It's just that two hours is a long time to go without a cigarette.'
The periodic, eclectic and sometimes eccentric, cerebral meanderings of an aspirant polymath.
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